The fauxhawk. It's a mohawk for people who don't want to shave their head. It's like Splenda (It tastes like sugar because it's made from sugar! Except it's not sugar! Yay!!!). Aras Baskauskas has one. Jake Voskuhl had one when he played for the Suns. Fauxhawked Substitute Teacher has one. Even Best Friend Derek has one. I've been avoiding the 'do because of its sheer futility, but today was the last day of school, so futility was not an issue.
By the way...
School's out for summer!
Sorry, I was just looking for an excuse to put an Alice Cooper photo on my blog. I didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings.